Hey...Sweet Ax

So, my birthday is just around the corner and there is really nothing that I need. I mean, I would love an new iPhone since mine got stolen at church. Seriously, Saddleback Church. In addition to "worship" and "fellowship," we should add a 6th purpose and call it "leave crap where you find it." I would love some new shoes. The ones I currently wear every day were $30 at Nordstrom and have so many holes that if I walk in a parking lot, they get filled with rocks. But it's ok, because I can shake the rocks out the huge holes in the back of the shoe, it's just a nuisance. I could use pots and pans. I don't foresee a wedding anytime soon so acquiring a pot that has an attached handle would be a nice treat.

But after many hours of thinking of what I really want for my birthday, I arrived on one gift.

a Best Made ® Ax


I want one really bad.

Come on, how cool are they? I haven't decide which one I want because they are on backorder and there site only offers the "do it yourself kit" ax which I couldn't be less interested in. I want my ax delivered to me fully painted and in this bitchin box


So I'm throwing practicality and frugality to the wind and requesting the most frivolous gift I've ever asked for. iPhones will come and go and pots and pans will only get used, let's be honest, 2-3 times a year, but a sweet ax will last forever.

See you later Urban Outffiters!

I won't claim the stereotype of hating to shop. I mean I like shopping for furniture. I love going to Whole Foods and Trader Joes to prepare for the 2 times a year that I cook. I like car shopping.

I don't much enjoy clothes shopping. Maybe it's because I'm 6'3" and skinny.

"Yes, do you have size 31x36 jeans? No? You've never heard of a jean that ill-proportioned? Cool. Thank you."

When I buy a shirt I have to mentally add on $30 to cover alterations.

It's annoying.

My go-to is a t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers. If I'm feeling like dressing up, I'll throw on 4-year-old flannel.

Sometimes I'll go to the mall with a little motivation to buy some cool, trendy clothes. So I'll go in Urban Outfitters and try on something, but let's be honest, red floppy high tops, a teal deep-V, and skinny jeans don't belong on a me. Have you met me? So then I'll go all bipolar and head over to Banana Republic and go straight back to the sale section where clothes go to die. And there I'll find a sweater that kinda fits. I'll try it on and notice that in the light it's strange metallic blue and then I realize why it's on clearance but I buy it anyway because I believe I can pull it off. I'm wrong....and I kinda know it and it just sits in my closet getting hid behind t-shirts and jeans.

So, all that to say. Shopping. Clothes. No bueno.

So on my flight home to Texas, I read this article about this new service called Trunk Club. You sign up online and a personal shopper calls you. They ask you questions to find out of what you do for a job, what you typically wear to work, what you wear on the weekend...pretty basic stuff. Then a week later a giant box is delivered to you with a ton of intentionally-selected clothes. You keep what you want and send the rest back free-of-charge with the included return FedEx sticker. When they get the box back, they see what you kept and charge your card for that. Wham. Bam. Done.





Its like Christmas when you get a gift you love that you didn't even think to ask for. Plus, 5 minutes after I signed for the package, my style consultant contacted me to see what I thought of the stuff she sent.

She had everything already matched for me. She idiot-proofed it for me by wrapping a pant, 2 shirts, and a sweater together and bundled them together. Then she thew in a sweet wool overcoat to top it all off.

Here is what was in included in my "trunk":



Joe's Jeans - Rocker slim fit bootcut jeans
Lacoste - Pima Cotton 1/2 Zip Sweater
Jeremy Argyle - Dress shirt pink/white checked



AG Jeans - Protege MMR
Ben Sherman - Shawl Collar Sweater
Jeremy Argyle - Dress shirt blue-white checked
Jeremy Argyle - Dress shirt red/navy check



Bonobos - Khakistan khaki mid-weight corduroy
J.A.C.H.S. - plaid long sleeve button down
J.A.C.H.S. - blue long sleeve button down
Life After Denim - Tournament Crew Sweater



Schott NYC - Wool Carcoat

So now, I know what you're wondering is how much all of this cost. It's not cheap. The clothes are not sale clothes so you are paying full price which I am find with if it means I don't have to battle the gaggles of high schoolers at the Spectrum. The pants range from $110-$195. The button down shirts range from $70 to $142. The sweaters range from $78 to $158. And the coat, which I really like but don't have a huge use for in CA, was $285.

It's a bit on a pricy side for me who thinks $20 for a t-shirt is unreasonable, but I am keeping several things from my first trunk. I contacted my consultant and let her know that even though the $142 button downs fit great with no alterations needed, I couldn't justify spending that much on a shirt I would only wear occasionally. So I am sending my trunk back and she'll send a new one in a few weeks with new stuff.

So far I am really impressed and love the service. I see it as something I will probably do a couple times a year.

So, see you later Urban Outfitters. I wish I was going to miss you, but honestly I won't.

Back like the McRib

Well fancy running into you here.

I know I have been distant for a while. Quite a long while actually.

Much like the McRib to OC McDonalds, I hope that my return to blogging is met with similar excitement.

Over the past few months I have:

• purchased my first home
• been back home to Texas twice
• become the last remaining single member of my team at work
• inherited the most kick ass computer at work
• joined a new church
• expired the warranty on my car
• furnished said home with furniture
• spent too many hours at Panera
• started watching Mad Men
• discovered the coolest new service that allows me to never shop for clothes in a store again

So what would you like to hear about first? How my new place.

My first decision was decided on what city I wanted to live in. I narrowed it down to Rancho Santa Margarita, Ladera Ranch, and Aliso Viejo. Here is the breakdown.

So, after months and month and looking all kinds of condos, one of which was a pot grow house. That was an interesting one. I ended up landing on Aliso Viejo. I liked the young community, location, proximity to the beach, freeway/toll road access, and it seemed a bit out of the busyness of Orange County. There are ton a running and hiking trails. I loved it. So, I found a place and here it is:







I am so thankful for it. Come over anytime! The door's always open unless it's closed. Then just ring the doorbell.